Just what were you thinking, with your sad tiny basket on vacation in China? I know! How ’bout some nude photos while touring The Great Wall?
(Click through for the good times, the totally NSFW good times)
You've Soiled a National Treasure, Western Scum
When You Have a Very Small Penis, Posing Next to One of the Largest Manmade Structures on the Planet is Not a Good Idea
As I get older I increasingly understand why Americans are so loathed abroad. Also, so tiny, that penis!
