It’s a Nice Day for a White Woman and her Kwanzaa Cake

And here is Sandra Lee and her famous Kwanzaa Cake Recipe. It looks like something Satan would force down your throat in hell as J. Edgar Hoover and the bad Lassie gnaw off your toes. Enjoy!

Scarlett Johansson: Bioterrorism With a Smile

I came across the following comment on a blog post that mentioned Scarlett Johansson:

Scarlett Johansson “actress”actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally using stolen biomaterial.Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady.

This isn’t the first time I’ve seen this, I believe it’s some sort of robo-spam, but I find it inexplicably engaging somehow.

So this post here, I suppose, is my attempt to attract this spam artist into the fold. I say it loud and I say it proud, SCARLETT JOHANSSON.

Presented With Very Little Comment

Karen Carpenter denies she suffers from anorexia.

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While Consuming My Extremities, Tyra Banks Offers Advice

While half asleep this morning I had a strange semi-waking dream in which Tyra Banks was eating my fingers and toes. She was well put together in the dream, her wig neat and she was wearing one of those viscose wrap dresses that she prefers. The fact that she didn’t look monstrous was calming in an odd way. As she gnawed my digits she suggested I get a job in publishing, because that’s what her producer said I should do.

Power to the People and Other Thanksgiving Trifles

That last one was pretty testy, wasn’t it?

A brief thought before I turn in on this, the wee hours of Black Friday: watching The Real Housewives of Atlanta for any length of time makes one truly pine for the violent redistribution of wealth in this country.

I Suppose That Stands to Reason, Sort of.

Today I had a strange salesperson hiss at me Lucky Boy because he liked my watch and may have wanted one for himself. It was creepy, primarily because having someone hiss at you isn’t really all that great but also because I’m not much of a boy anymore and mostly because I haven’t felt particularly lucky in a very, very long time.